Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Wah re Indian Politicians....


2014 Lok Sabha Election,

Elections have been announced, everywhere the same discussion, same news.

Ek neta ne dusre ko ye kaha, das ne prtikriya di. Kisi ne sarahana ki to kisi dukh prakat kiya.

Ek neta ne dusre se ye Prashna kiya, dusre ne prashna pe prashna kiya "Pahle iska Jawab de", kyuki jawab to koi nahi de sakta.

Lekin in sab batao ki beech hum sab ya to News channel pe maje lete hai, ya desh ke dubhagya ko coste hai, rote hai. Aur hum kar bhi kya sakte hai, kyuki baki sab ko to apni apni dukaan chalani hai, Humme apna ghar apna desh chalana hai.
Haa mai sahi kah raha hoo, ye galatphami hai in politicians ko ki desh ye chalate hai. Desh to hum chalate.

Khair, Dil me kuch political parties ko(dukano ko) ko unke sahi Paryay(synonym) se sambodhit karne ka man kiya to aaj is liye fir ek saal baad fir likh raha hoo.

Congress: Corruption is best synonym of this party. Vanshvad aur Chaploosi ka viswa ka sarvotuum(best) example. Kar diya Bhart Vinassh. Inko jitni bhi galiya di jaye kam hai.

BJP: Communalism ke plateform par khadi, choti congress. Inhe Congress ki tarah lootne ka mauka abhi tak nahi mila. Congress jis school ki principal hai ye uske newly appointed teachers hai. Ye kuch naya karenge aisi ummed ek diwaswapn(day dream) hai, lekin congress jitna nahi kar payange ye ek sambhawna hai.

AAP: A attention seeker Kid, jisse kewal shor machana aata hai, highly ambitious. Jab chooje se nikale the to laga tha ki dunia badal denge, baad me isi duniya ka hissa lagne lage.

Samajwadi Party: Gundo ki fauj, taqat ke nase me choor aisa aarajk jhoond hai, ki baap bhai biwi chacha tau bhatija aur power ye hi inki party aur inka desh hai. Uttam Pradesh ka naam Ulta pradesh karne ki inki kosis safal ho chuki hai.

Third Front: Congress ke usi school ke alumni hai, ye bechare kabhi apna alag astiwa nahi bana sake to bechare kya kar sakte the, isliye sab apni apni choti choti dukan apni apni galiyon me chala rahe hai. Ek bada joint venture khole ke inka bhi congres jaisi uplabdhiya hasil karne ka sapna hai aur Har ek apne aap me congress jaisi Yogyata bhi rakhta hai.

Yaha pe mera samanya gyan khatam hota, agar kisi ke dil kuch aur galiya aati ho to please vinamra bhasha me jarror likhe.

Aaj mujhe ek Neta ka reaction yaad aa raha hai, Jinhko bahut bura laga tha, jasb kisi ne kaha tha ki sare politicians chor hai. halanki wo sahi kah rahe the ki sare politician chor nahi hai aur Sanshad ek Pojjniya stahal hona chaiye.

Par aaj me kahana chahta hoo, ki jis profession ki, jis Sansad ki jitni insult kisi ne chor kah kahki ki, usse kahi jyada, Khud politicians ne ki hai, hammare MPs ne ki hai. Sansad bhawan ke sammne thookhne se uski inti bejjati kabhi nahi ho sakti jitni uske andar note uchal ke, Porn clip dekh ke, so ke, chalti discussion ko band karne ki kosis karke, peeper spreay use karke hummare MP har session me karte hai.

Wah re Indian Politicians....



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